On the twelfth day of Jul my Swedish love gave to me: (feel free to sing along)
Twelve jars of sill (pickled herring)
Eleven Lussekatter (saffron bread)
Ten Triss lottos
Nine cups of glögg (Christmas wine)
Eight boxes of Marabou Paradis (chocolates)
Seven Saint Lucias
Six Julbords (Christmas meals)
Five golden shots of schnapps
Four Advent candles
Three Årets Julklapp (Years Christmas gift which this year is some mattress with plastic spike kind of things on it.)
Two Amaryllis flowers
And Donald Duck on TV